Celebrity face readings!

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian's large and expressive eyes dominate her face, but if you note the slightly upward turn to these almond-shaped windows to the soul, you realise she is an opportunist and is very clever at capitalising on opportunities that come her way.

Kim has a slightly diamond-shaped face, sometimes called the jade face in Chinese face reading. This type of face is notorious for creating dissatisfaction in relationships and the person is never quite satisfied that the partner is good enough for them.

The slender, chisel nose with this slight but pronounced under part of this feature tells us she is hypersensitive, prone to this worrying over trifling matters and is a perpetual critic of everyone around her.

The sensual lips match her expressive eyes indicating a very highly sexed nature and someone who is constantly seeking perfection, demonstrativeness and someone who will understand that about her.

Prince William & Kate Middleton

We mustn't underestimate the extraordinary intelligence of Prince William as exhibited in his very high forehead. Not only is he intelligent, but the shape of his face and head indicate a wonderful imagination and creative skills that may not be quite evident to those around him.

The cropped ears, sitting close to the head, indicate a methodology in his ways and are also usually representative of a long life.

But he is careful with money, as shown by the downward pointing nose. The low-set eyebrows with focused eyes are also an indication that although he is cautious financially, once he has made his mind up he will act swiftly on achieving these goals.

William is a physical sort of person and this is shown by the strong and osseous physique. No wonder he loves playing sport.

Kate is a happy and supportive person and has excellently formed cheek lines with the secondary set of lines indicating a desire to specialise in some area of her profession. She's the sort of woman who is not content to do things as they have always been done and this indicates she will want to make a difference in the world, not only in work but in her private life too.

She too has a broad and high forehead with a strong focus in everything she does. Pinched nostrils can give cause for concern as the oxygen intake may be limited and she must therefore take care to rest adequately and not push herself beyond her limits.

Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher

Demi is a highly cerebral person who thinks and thinks and thinks. Unless she is active creatively and focused on work, she may become overwhelmed by the number of thoughts that inundate her mind. It may be difficult for her to sleep sometimes because she is so full of ideas. Hopefully at this stage of her life she has adequate outlets for this extraordinarily creative mind of hers.

Although she has what is considered a refined face, study her strong jawline and you'll realise she is a tenacious and often demanding woman. This can also be further indicated by her lips. In terms of ratio, her mouth may be just a little too large for her face and, like Julia Roberts, may at times become overwhelmed in a confrontational situation and can react to such an extent that she may regret it later.

The rounded hairline shows a love of people and a keen interest in understanding the human condition.

Ashton also has a very strong jawline and chin and this indicates that there may have been continual clashes and issues of control between him and Demi. In this relationship, one of them would have had to compromise if this was ever going to last and I must say that I'm surprised it went as long as it did. I had anticipated this relationship would conclude long ago – but even face readers can sometimes be wrong.

The sharp tip on the nose shows that his words can sometimes be vitriolic and he is a master of rhetoric. No wonder he has done so well in his role as an actor.

Lindsay Lohan

Impulse is shown by the low-set eyebrows, but the fact they sometimes appear to be at different levels indicates a lateral thinker and someone who is a changeable character.

The petulant lips, deep groove above the lips and social butterfly nose tell us that Lindsay lives life hard and, as we have seen in the news, is now caught in a very difficult situation of drug addiction and other antisocial behaviour.

Lindsay's eyes are searching, and with the sharp points at the inner edge of the eyes, indicate wastefulness and a lack of respect for money. Hopefully, her luck can improve in the middle part of her life.

Jennifer Aniston



What immediately strikes you about Jennifer Aniston’s face is the very powerful jaw line and almost abnormally long chin. Basically, Jennifer has to have her own way and can often be relentless in extracting the information out of a situation when she so chooses. This may rub people up the wrong way but unless someone like her ex-partner Brad Pitt can handle her by diffusing her somewhat unreasonable demands, she may feel continually isolated in those relationships.

Jennifer does exhibit a needy quality although outwardly appearing very confident in the line of work she has chosen. Jennifer will certainly please her man in a relationship, but demands her pound of flesh in return.

Angelina Jolie



Angelina Jolie's lips must be the most prominent part of her face and speak of her sensuality, love of intimacy and communication skills. Lips which are overly pronounced like this can indicate excessive sensuality and a tendency to gain weight later in life.

Angelina's face is wonderfully symmetrical and this is one of the key factors which scientists have discovered constitute true beauty. There is no doubt that a face like Angelina's will bring luck, success, wealth and love.

If you look at Angelina's eyes you can see there is a level of demand most men would not be able to accommodate. This is also seen in her sharp, angled eyebrows which point to the inner ear indicating a love of helping others, humanitarian and compassionate work. This we have seen in full measure by her charitable works around the globe and the number of children that she has adopted.

If the cheekbones are high and well-defined, it indicates a love of status, power and the need to dominate the environment, particularly if the ears are reasonably large. In this case, Angelina seems to have somewhat balanced this in the last few years.

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